Sheets of San Francisco
Sheets of SF Flat Fuck Sheet - 100"x84"
- SKU
- MISC099-T
Fuck anywhere while keeping your floors and furniture lube free. Use it under your sling, over your couch or anywhere else you want to get down and dirty. When you’re done just throw it in the washer and then you’re ready to go again.
Description / Sheets of SF Flat Fuck Sheet - 100"x84"
Flat Fuck Sheet
When you don’t want to fuck in the dungeon, these flat fuck sheets let you get down and dirty wherever you want! Throw it over a chair, a couch or just lay it down on your carpet and you’re ready to go.
Made from a single piece of material so there is no seam. That means you can get these as greasy as you want and it won’t mess up your furniture; get these fuckers as dirty as you want.
Made from 2-ply laminated fabric: 60% Polyester / 40% Polyurethane.
Dimensions
** Correction to our video - these are just over 8 feet long and 7 feet wide.
| Length | 100" | 254 cm |
| Width | 84" | 213 cm |
Care & Cleaning
Wash normal up to 105 degrees Fahrenheit (40 degrees Celsius). Hang dry. No bleach, iron, or dry cleaning.
More Information
| SKU | MISC099-T |
|---|---|
| Brand | Sheets of San Francisco |
| Color | Black |
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Customer Reviews
Deceivingly silky.
Rating
5
These sheets are in a league of their own, in terms of quality and comfort. You see a rubber sex sheet and think, cold vinyl that is a pain to clean and sticks. I’ve never been let down by the team at Mr. S before, so I figured it was time to upgrade and I’m overjoyed I did.
The sheets have a very smooth, almost silky texture that you are happy to lay against. Unfurled across a carpeted floor, it didn’t move or bunch up when I started moving around. Which is a massive plus in my book. It was so euphoric to collapse against it after a heated session and not have the slightest worry of anything spilling over, cause of the sheer size of the sheets. I was drenched in lube and so were the sheets, and still nothing came close to edges.
Threw it in the washer, hung up to dry, and few hours later you wouldn’t know what happened. There’s no reason to hold back now.
Thank you, Mr. S!
The sheets have a very smooth, almost silky texture that you are happy to lay against. Unfurled across a carpeted floor, it didn’t move or bunch up when I started moving around. Which is a massive plus in my book. It was so euphoric to collapse against it after a heated session and not have the slightest worry of anything spilling over, cause of the sheer size of the sheets. I was drenched in lube and so were the sheets, and still nothing came close to edges.
Threw it in the washer, hung up to dry, and few hours later you wouldn’t know what happened. There’s no reason to hold back now.
Thank you, Mr. S!
Review by
Azure
Posted on
Great product
Rating
5
I love breeding my fiancé and we only use silicone lube....lots of fun but lots of mess. We used to have to do laundry almost every time we fucked. This sheet changed all of that. Now we can be as messy as we want without all the hassle after. Black color is hot too. We’ve only used it at home, but I’m def packing it the next time we travel. Highly recommend.
Review by
Matt
Posted on
I use this on my bed, works great
Rating
5
My partner and I have sex almost every day and we use my bed. I make my queen bed, use this to cover it, and put a king cloth sheet over it so it feels more normal. The king cloth sheet also helps the flat fuck sheet keep from sliding around as much. Afterward I remove the king sheet, and if there is a minor lube spill (like a few drops), I just wipe it up off the fuck sheet with rubbing alcohol and let it air dry. Major lube spill, I wash/dry according to the instructions, but those are rarer for us. Make sure you follow the wash/dry instructions.
Review by
K_Sama
Posted on
Miracle sheet!
Rating
5
Cleans much better than a rubber sheet, just dump it straight in the laundry and comes out of the dryer as good as new. Stays in place really well and doesn't slide around, 100x84" is enough to cover a king mattress. Expensive but essential to get something well made that works as good as this!
Review by
Spunky bob
Posted on
Re: Comments on Flat Fuck Sheet
Rating
5
Awesome product. I have a few different rubber sheets I can use when I feel a mess may be made but this is one of the few thats soft to the touch, durable, and easy to clean.That said, its harder to wipe it down than a firmer sheet because its so soft and doesnt stay in place as well. Think of it as a normal bed sheet but waterproof, if you want something thats going to stay in place and be something you can wipe down instead of launder then you need a heavier sheet. For instance, I wont use this for fisting because the amount of mess is just too much to leave on the sheet and throw it in the laundry. So I use a heavier sheet for that... if I want to fuck somewhere though this sheet is perfect for lube or other spills and makes a nice kinkier theme when you cover the bright colored couch with a black sheet
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Anonymous
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Description / Sheets of SF Flat Fuck Sheet - 100"x84"
Flat Fuck Sheet
When you don’t want to fuck in the dungeon, these flat fuck sheets let you get down and dirty wherever you want! Throw it over a chair, a couch or just lay it down on your carpet and you’re ready to go.
Made from a single piece of material so there is no seam. That means you can get these as greasy as you want and it won’t mess up your furniture; get these fuckers as dirty as you want.
Made from 2-ply laminated fabric: 60% Polyester / 40% Polyurethane.
Dimensions
** Correction to our video - these are just over 8 feet long and 7 feet wide.
| Length | 100" | 254 cm |
| Width | 84" | 213 cm |
Care & Cleaning
Wash normal up to 105 degrees Fahrenheit (40 degrees Celsius). Hang dry. No bleach, iron, or dry cleaning.
Average Rating:
What do you think about this product?
Write Your Review
Customer Reviews
Deceivingly silky.
Rating
5
These sheets are in a league of their own, in terms of quality and comfort. You see a rubber sex sheet and think, cold vinyl that is a pain to clean and sticks. I’ve never been let down by the team at Mr. S before, so I figured it was time to upgrade and I’m overjoyed I did.
The sheets have a very smooth, almost silky texture that you are happy to lay against. Unfurled across a carpeted floor, it didn’t move or bunch up when I started moving around. Which is a massive plus in my book. It was so euphoric to collapse against it after a heated session and not have the slightest worry of anything spilling over, cause of the sheer size of the sheets. I was drenched in lube and so were the sheets, and still nothing came close to edges.
Threw it in the washer, hung up to dry, and few hours later you wouldn’t know what happened. There’s no reason to hold back now.
Thank you, Mr. S!
The sheets have a very smooth, almost silky texture that you are happy to lay against. Unfurled across a carpeted floor, it didn’t move or bunch up when I started moving around. Which is a massive plus in my book. It was so euphoric to collapse against it after a heated session and not have the slightest worry of anything spilling over, cause of the sheer size of the sheets. I was drenched in lube and so were the sheets, and still nothing came close to edges.
Threw it in the washer, hung up to dry, and few hours later you wouldn’t know what happened. There’s no reason to hold back now.
Thank you, Mr. S!
Review by
Azure
Posted on
Great product
Rating
5
I love breeding my fiancé and we only use silicone lube....lots of fun but lots of mess. We used to have to do laundry almost every time we fucked. This sheet changed all of that. Now we can be as messy as we want without all the hassle after. Black color is hot too. We’ve only used it at home, but I’m def packing it the next time we travel. Highly recommend.
Review by
Matt
Posted on
I use this on my bed, works great
Rating
5
My partner and I have sex almost every day and we use my bed. I make my queen bed, use this to cover it, and put a king cloth sheet over it so it feels more normal. The king cloth sheet also helps the flat fuck sheet keep from sliding around as much. Afterward I remove the king sheet, and if there is a minor lube spill (like a few drops), I just wipe it up off the fuck sheet with rubbing alcohol and let it air dry. Major lube spill, I wash/dry according to the instructions, but those are rarer for us. Make sure you follow the wash/dry instructions.
Review by
K_Sama
Posted on
Miracle sheet!
Rating
5
Cleans much better than a rubber sheet, just dump it straight in the laundry and comes out of the dryer as good as new. Stays in place really well and doesn't slide around, 100x84" is enough to cover a king mattress. Expensive but essential to get something well made that works as good as this!
Review by
Spunky bob
Posted on
Re: Comments on Flat Fuck Sheet
Rating
5
Awesome product. I have a few different rubber sheets I can use when I feel a mess may be made but this is one of the few thats soft to the touch, durable, and easy to clean.That said, its harder to wipe it down than a firmer sheet because its so soft and doesnt stay in place as well. Think of it as a normal bed sheet but waterproof, if you want something thats going to stay in place and be something you can wipe down instead of launder then you need a heavier sheet. For instance, I wont use this for fisting because the amount of mess is just too much to leave on the sheet and throw it in the laundry. So I use a heavier sheet for that... if I want to fuck somewhere though this sheet is perfect for lube or other spills and makes a nice kinkier theme when you cover the bright colored couch with a black sheet
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